UNION je pomalý, ale oba dotazy jsou rychle oddělené

Dunno, co dalšího s tímhle dělat. Mám jednu tabulku, která má sloupce start a stop a chci vrátit výsledky z ní spojené jak startem, tak stopem a chci mezi nimi jasně rozlišit. Nyní oba dotazy běží rychle odděleně:

SELECT
            UNIX_TIMESTAMP(CONVERT_TZ(start_dev, '+00:00', GetCarrierTimezone(a0.carrier_id))) AS alertStart,
            NULL AS alertStop,
            c0.name AS carrier_name,
            carrier_image,
            l0.Latitude,
            l0.Longitude
        FROM
            carriers AS c0
                INNER JOIN start_stop AS a0 ON a0.carrier_id = c0.id
                    INNER JOIN pcoarg AS l0 ON a0.startLogId = l0.id
        WHERE
                FIND_IN_SET(a0.carrier_id, '89467,1,64578,222625,45013') > 0
            AND
                start_dev > '2013-03-11 11:46:48'
            AND 
                start_dev = (SELECT MIN(start_dev) FROM start_stop AS a1 WHERE a0.carrier_id = a1.carrier_id AND DATE(a1.start_dev) = DATE(a0.start_dev))
        AND IsNotificationInSchedule(22, start_dev) > 0

Tohle trvá 0,063. Ale pokud to zkombinuji v unii (nezáleží na tom, jestli je to UNION ALL OR DISTINCT OR WHATEVER)), trvá to jen asi 0,400 sekundy.

SELECT * FROM
(
    (
        SELECT
            UNIX_TIMESTAMP(CONVERT_TZ(start_dev, '+00:00', GetCarrierTimezone(a0.carrier_id))) AS alertStart,
            NULL AS alertStop,
            c0.name AS carrier_name,
            carrier_image,
            l0.Latitude,
            l0.Longitude
        FROM
            carriers AS c0
                INNER JOIN start_stop AS a0 ON a0.carrier_id = c0.id
                    INNER JOIN pcoarg AS l0 ON a0.startLogId = l0.id
        WHERE
                FIND_IN_SET(a0.carrier_id, '89467,1,64578,222625,45013') > 0
            AND
                start_dev > '2013-03-11 11:46:48'
            AND 
                start_dev = (SELECT MIN(start_dev) FROM start_stop AS a1 WHERE a0.carrier_id = a1.carrier_id AND DATE(a1.start_dev) = DATE(a0.start_dev))
            AND IsNotificationInSchedule(22, start_dev) > 0
    ) UNION ALL (
        SELECT
            NULL AS alertStart,
            UNIX_TIMESTAMP(CONVERT_TZ(stop_dev, '+00:00', GetCarrierTimezone(a0.carrier_id))) AS alertStop,
            c0.name AS carrier_name,
            carrier_image,
            l0.Latitude,
            l0.Longitude
        FROM
            start_stop AS a0
                INNER JOIN carriers AS c0 ON a0.carrier_id = c0.id
                    INNER JOIN pcoarg AS l0 ON a0.stopLogId = l0.id
        WHERE
                FIND_IN_SET(a0.carrier_id, '89467,1,64578,222625,45013') > 0
            AND
                stop_dev > '2013-03-11 11:46:48'
            AND 
                stop_dev = (SELECT MAX(stop_dev) FROM start_stop AS a1 WHERE a0.carrier_id = a1.carrier_id AND DATE(a1.stop_dev) = DATE(a0.stop_dev))
            AND IsNotificationInSchedule(22, start_dev) > 0
    )
) AS startStops
ORDER BY IF(alertStart IS NULL, alertStop, alertStart)

Zde je EXPLAIN na jeden dotaz:

1   PRIMARY c0  ALL PRIMARY             17  Using where
1   PRIMARY a0  ref PRIMARY,startstop_carriers_stopdev_idx,georefidx,startstop_carriers_startdev_idx    startstop_carriers_stopdev_idx  4   test_backoffice.c0.id   72  Using where
1   PRIMARY l0  ref id ASC  id ASC  4   test_backoffice.a0.startLogId   1   Using where
2   DEPENDENT SUBQUERY  a1  ref PRIMARY,startstop_carriers_stopdev_idx,georefidx,startstop_carriers_startdev_idx    startstop_carriers_stopdev_idx  4   test_backoffice.a0.carrier_id   72  Using where; Using index

A tady je VYSVĚTLENÍ ZA PŘIPOJENÍ:

1   PRIMARY <derived2>  system                  0   const row not found
2   DERIVED c0  ALL PRIMARY             17  Using where
2   DERIVED a0  ref PRIMARY,startstop_carriers_stopdev_idx,georefidx,startstop_carriers_startdev_idx    startstop_carriers_stopdev_idx  4   test_backoffice.c0.id   72  Using where
2   DERIVED l0  ref id ASC  id ASC  4   test_backoffice.a0.startLogId   1   Using where
3   DEPENDENT SUBQUERY  a1  ref PRIMARY,startstop_carriers_stopdev_idx,georefidx,startstop_carriers_startdev_idx    startstop_carriers_stopdev_idx  4   test_backoffice.a0.carrier_id   72  Using where; Using index
4   UNION   c0  ALL PRIMARY             17  Using where
4   UNION   a0  ref PRIMARY,startstop_carriers_stopdev_idx,georefidx,startstop_carriers_startdev_idx    startstop_carriers_stopdev_idx  4   test_backoffice.c0.id   72  Using where
4   UNION   l0  ref id ASC  id ASC  4   test_backoffice.a0.stopLogId    1   Using where
5   DEPENDENT SUBQUERY  a1  ref PRIMARY,startstop_carriers_stopdev_idx,georefidx,startstop_carriers_startdev_idx    startstop_carriers_stopdev_idx  4   test_backoffice.a0.carrier_id   72  Using where; Using index
    UNION RESULT    <union2,4>  ALL                     

Pomoc v tomto by byla velmi oceněna. :)

ÚPRAVA:

Mám nekonzistentní výsledek. Pokud například odeberu convert_tz a pokusím se dostat časové pásmo mimo unii, dostanu velmi rychlé výsledky, ale pokud přejmenuji výsledek, automaticky přejde na stejný nevyhovující dotaz:

SELECT
    *,
    GetCarrierTimezone(carrier_id) timezone
FROM
(

to trvá 0,374 s

SELECT
    *,
    GetCarrierTimezone(carrier_id)
FROM
(

zatímco to trvá 0,078 (většinou zpoždění z db na můj stroj) ..